Summary: There are 72 [(2 x 3 x 3 x 3) + (2 x 1 x 3 x 3)] possible variations of a story that will be generated given the two metric systems, number of names, nouns, and verbs.
Names: Willy the Goblin, Big Daddy, Father Christmas OR X
Nouns: the soup kitchen, Disneyland, the White House
Verbs: spontaneously combusted, melted into a puddle on the sidewalk, turned into a slug and crawled away